| #41 | Disco Banjo | 13 |
| #135 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 100 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #226 | Knob Goblin spatula | 59 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #168 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,331 |
| #629 | awful poetry journal | 100 |
| #84 | barrrnacle | 145 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #150 | bloody beer | 222 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #823 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #655 | disturbing fanfic | 100 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #888 | furry fur | 23 |
| #134 | hippopotamus skin | 23 |
| #605 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #171 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,448 |
| #153 | ice-cold six-pack | 111 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #198 | line | 444 |
| #188 | little paper umbrella | 500 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #756 | penguin skin | 23 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #709 | thin black candle | 100 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 106 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #126 | titanium assault umbrella | 100 |
| #111 | tomato | 666 |
| #169 | valuable trinket | 546 |
| #89 | yak skin | 23 |
| #1067 | yeti fur | 23 |