| #41 | Disco Banjo | 13 |
| #135 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 100 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #226 | Knob Goblin spatula | 59 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #168 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,331 |
| #629 | awful poetry journal | 100 |
| #84 | barrrnacle | 145 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #150 | bloody beer | 222 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #654 | disturbing fanfic | 100 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #888 | furry fur | 23 |
| #131 | hippopotamus skin | 23 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #170 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,448 |
| #152 | ice-cold six-pack | 111 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #198 | line | 444 |
| #188 | little paper umbrella | 500 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #755 | penguin skin | 23 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
| #709 | thin black candle | 100 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #130 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 106 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #126 | titanium assault umbrella | 100 |
| #110 | tomato | 666 |
| #169 | valuable trinket | 546 |
| #87 | yak skin | 23 |
| #1065 | yeti fur | 23 |