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\nWait a minute, a blue traffic cone? Who ever heard of a blue traffic cone? It must have been outside of a blue house with a blue little window. Anyway, stay tuned for my new single, \"The Traffic Cone Blues.\"","hat",60,{"_16":17,"_18":107,"_20":126},{"_22":127,"_11":128,"_25":120,"_27":129,"_29":130,"_31":123,"_33":34,"_35":65,"_37":36,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":49,"_48":124,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_54":36,"_55":36},1420,"green traffic cone",381637331,"This is a big cone of bright green plastic. You have no recollection of how or where you got it, but it's like I always say -- it's not a good night unless you end up with a traffic cone!
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\nThis cone would've been far less effective back in the days when the roads were paved with grass. Which is to say the days when there weren't any roads. So I guess they didn't really need traffic cones, anyway.",{"_16":132,"_18":133,"_20":134},1385,61,{"_22":135,"_11":136,"_25":137,"_27":138,"_29":139,"_31":140,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":65,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":47,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":141,"_54":36,"_55":36},2619,"jar of swamp gas","moonshine",854451522,"This is a tightly-sealed jar of strange green gas. As you gaze into it, you seem to see flashing lights -- either there's something going on inside that gas, or you should really see an optometrist.","usecombat","jars of swamp gas",{"_16":17,"_18":143,"_20":144},9,{"_22":145,"_11":146,"_25":120,"_27":147,"_29":148,"_31":123,"_33":34,"_35":65,"_37":36,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":49,"_48":124,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_54":36,"_55":36},1306,"red traffic cone",250843485,"This is a big cone of bright red plastic. You have no recollection of how or where you got it, but it's like I always say -- it's not a good night unless you end up with a traffic cone!
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#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#12	Clan pool table	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2604	anniversary gift box	1
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#61	jar of swamp gas	1,385
#9	red traffic cone	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#174	tin star	1
#740	yellow glowstick	1