| #15 | Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bigger Bugfinder Blade | 11 |
| 🥈 | Bugfinder Blade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Cold One | 13,337 |
| 🥇 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 16 |
| #8 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 69 |
| 🥇 | Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket | 1 |
| 🥇 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 256 |
| #5 | Spacegate military insignia | 1 |
| 🥉 | Talisman of Bakula | 3 |
| #11 | Ur-Donut | 69 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #87 | box of sunshine | 5,056 |
| #357 | boxed wine | 69 |
| #49 | cartoon heart | 69 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #989 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #112 | heavy D | 1,337 |
| #9 | holy bomb, batman | 69 |
| #338 | lavender candy heart | 69 |
| #22 | lowercase N | 1,337 |
| 🥇 | magical pony: Pearjack | 11,111 |
| #54 | metallic A | 1,337 |
| 🥈 | mullet wig | 13,337 |
| #401 | orange candy heart | 69 |
| #117 | original G | 1,337 |
| #179 | potted cactus | 69 |
| #17 | smoky potion | 1,337 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| 🥇 | unspeakable lozenges | 325 |
| #103 | urinal cake | 150 |
| 🥈 | wax banana | 69 |
| #370 | white candy heart | 69 |
| #449 | yellow candy heart | 69 |