| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #757 | Cloaca grenade | 15 |
| #564 | Cloaca-Cola | 55 |
| #942 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #647 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #392 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
| #1054 | Dyspepsi grenade | 7 |
| #489 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 127 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #769 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #189 | diamond-studded cane | 42 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #183 | wolf mask | 213 |