| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #759 | Cloaca grenade | 15 |
| #564 | Cloaca-Cola | 55 |
| #941 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #648 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #394 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
| #1057 | Dyspepsi grenade | 7 |
| #490 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 127 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #190 | diamond-studded cane | 42 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #183 | wolf mask | 213 |
Wow, that's 485 items total!
what items are this player missing?