| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #460 | Knob mushroom | 10 |
| #213 | Mad Train wine | 509 |
| #1000 | Meleegra™ pills | 2 |
| #730 | astral mushroom | 7 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #2384 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #817 | bottle of rum | 24 |
| #667 | bottle of whiskey | 29 |
| #623 | boxed wine | 19 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #317 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #60 | ice-cold Willer | 1,801 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #62 | purple glowstick | 22 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #230 | urinal cake | 15 |