| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #19 | aspirin | 26 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #436 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #10 | bowlegged pants | 7 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #364 | briefcase | 11 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #324 | fat stacks of cash | 30 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #124 | lihc eye pie | 30 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #15 | stolen accordion | 36,901 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4812 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #362 | zombie pineal gland | 12 |