| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #237 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 6 |
| #852 | Wand of Nagamar | 3 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #1416 | green beer | 4 |
| #1691 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #798 | titanium assault umbrella | 3 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |