| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #210 | acoustic guitarrr | 19 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| #3570 | badass belt | 11 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #681 | casino pass | 2 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #95 | enchanted brass knuckles | 2 |
| #222 | guitar pick | 18 |
| #67 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 19 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #141 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 3 |
| #436 | ridiculously huge sword | 23 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #691 | white sword | 2 |