| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #8 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 13,000 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #142 | banana-frosted king cake | 17 |
| #20 | begpwnia | 599 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #69 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 16 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #11 | broken sword | 687 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #19 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 51 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #337 | delicious salad | 177 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #250 | evil teddy bear | 63 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #24 | half-orchid | 540 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #38 | lesser grodulated violet | 557 |
| #43 | llama lama cria | 2 |
| #119 | pet rock | 60 |
| #249 | pink glowstick | 9 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #148 | purple glowstick | 11 |
| #226 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #175 | teddy bear | 41 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #35 | tin magnolia | 584 |
| #477 | toothsome rock | 21 |
| #32 | upsy daisy | 579 |
| #236 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 7 |
| #157 | yellow glowstick | 9 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |