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| #724 | Angry Farmer candy | 78 |
| #1242 | Imp Ale | 28 |
| #146 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 169 |
| #27 | MSG | 105 |
| #301 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 193 |
| #195 | Supernova Champagne | 33 |
| #383 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 148 |
| #355 | abominable snowcone | 37 |
| #111 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 35 |
| #676 | awful poetry journal | 85 |
| #124 | balaclava baklava | 35 |
| #128 | blue striped oyster egg | 28 |
| #431 | bowl of cottage cheese | 39 |
| #191 | brown sugar cane | 29 |
| #21 | capacitor relay | 805 |
| #46 | carbon nanotube frame | 362 |
| #150 | carbonated soy milk | 51 |
| #125 | carbonated water lily | 83 |
| #625 | chaos butterfly | 143 |
| #624 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 44 |
| #232 | communications windchimes | 39 |
| #560 | cranberries | 27 |
| #157 | displaced fish | 50 |
| #737 | disturbing fanfic | 80 |
| #86 | dried face | 67 |
| #165 | drum machine | 42 |
| #88 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 37 |
| #243 | fine wine | 29 |
| #511 | furry fur | 106 |
| #464 | ghuol ears | 20 |
| #525 | giant needle | 48 |
| #139 | gingerbread horror | 32 |
| #274 | glass of goat's milk | 42 |
| #301 | goat cheese | 75 |
| #182 | handful of hand chalk | 265 |
| #167 | handful of moss | 39 |
| #430 | heavy D | 121 |
| #683 | helmet turtle | 44 |
| #127 | hill of beans | 240 |
| #199 | hot date | 48 |
| #528 | ice-cold Willer | 73 |
| #370 | line | 149 |
| #712 | loose teeth | 37 |
| #223 | maple syrup | 25 |
| #324 | meat stack | 111 |
| #98 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 38 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #419 | orange snowcone | 25 |
| #413 | original G | 134 |
| #356 | pasta spoon | 74 |
| #500 | plot hole | 143 |
| #47 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 71 |
| #480 | probability potion | 72 |
| #482 | procrastination potion | 77 |
| #356 | ravioli hat | 77 |
| #249 | rocky raccoon | 67 |
| #244 | round purple sunglasses | 26 |
| #91 | screwdriver | 34 |
| #607 | scroll of drastic healing | 79 |
| #493 | seal-clubbing club | 59 |
| #266 | seal-skull helmet | 55 |
| #54 | shot of flower schnapps | 41 |
| #143 | shot of orange schnapps | 40 |
| #145 | shot of tomato schnapps | 40 |
| #140 | spooky eggnog | 27 |
| #876 | spooky mushroom | 31 |
| #128 | spooky shrunken head | 99 |
| #370 | star | 118 |
| #432 | star chart | 25 |
| #164 | stench wad | 52 |
| #253 | stolen accordion | 244 |
| #104 | super-spiky hair gel | 1,240 |
| #580 | thin black candle | 157 |
| #1004 | tiny house | 51 |
| #631 | turtle totem | 47 |
| #155 | twinkly nuggets | 188 |
| #136 | twinkly powder | 131 |
| #438 | twinkly wad | 207 |
| #508 | useless powder | 220 |
| #291 | viking helmet | 45 |
| #95 | vodka and cranberry | 28 |
| #550 | water pipe bomb | 32 |
| #112 | whiskey and cola | 25 |
| #74 | white Canadian | 65 |