| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1201 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #340 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #5025 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #6717 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #524 | disturbing fanfic | 177 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1018 | fat stacks of cash | 3 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1162 | helmet turtle | 11 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4312 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4040 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1558 | top | 2 |
| #242 | white balloon | 49 |
| #1044 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |
Wow, that's 287 items total!
what items are this player missing?