| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #39 | bow staff | 2 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #865 | box of sunshine | 312 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #372 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #19 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 55,138 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #5 | malevolent medallion | 3 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #72 | seal-clubbing club | 1,337 |
| #235 | sleeping stocking | 12 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |