Only Slightly Damned

RankItemQuantity
🥇N. O. Beer1
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#1476black striped oyster egg3
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#840blue polka-dot oyster egg5
#1368blue striped oyster egg3
#665bone rattle1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#133bowler1
#736cheap plastic bottle opener9
🥈emo roe2
#205green beer83
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#1286lavender polka-dot oyster egg2
#810lavender striped oyster egg3
#481mauve paisley oyster egg6
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#95meaty helmet turtle1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#1123off-white plastic oyster egg4
#505off-white polka-dot oyster egg6
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#56oyster basket215
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#1458red polka-dot oyster egg2
#467red striped oyster egg6
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#226severed rocking horse head2
#1473string of blue beads6
#1226string of green beads9
#1032string of red beads11
#382tiny knife and fork1
#1988tiny plastic Cheshire bat9
#1794tiny plastic accordion thief3
#1522tiny plastic angry goat12
#2008tiny plastic baby gravy fairy9
#3938tiny plastic barrrnacle4
#1108tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball16
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#1271tiny plastic coffee pixie14
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#3988tiny plastic fuzzy dice4
#2881tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick6
#2248tiny plastic ghuol whelp8
#2484tiny plastic grue7
#2845tiny plastic howling balloon monkey6
#3266tiny plastic killer bee5
#3334tiny plastic leprechaun5
#2242tiny plastic levitating potato8
#3323tiny plastic mosquito5
#1345tiny plastic pastamancer4
#1319tiny plastic seal clubber4
#3367tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton5
#3948tiny plastic stab bat4
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#1832tiny plastic turtle tamer3
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#421yellow striped oyster egg6

Wow, that's 557 items total!

what items are this player missing?