| #31 | Cloaca grenade | 550 |
| #258 | Cloaca-Cola | 155 |
| #495 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 7 |
| #167 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 15 |
| #296 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 8 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #194 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 12 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #30 | Dyspepsi grenade | 300 |
| #595 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 100 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #88 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 21 |
| #191 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 11 |
| #444 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #565 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #182 | gremlin juice | 12 |
| #39 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |