| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #861 | Cold Hots candy | 3 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #377 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 4 |
| #645 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 2 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #325 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 16 |
| #393 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 11 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #598 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 4 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2121 | Yummy Tummy bean | 29 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1663 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1061 | bar skin | 2 |
| #820 | barbed-wire fence | 2 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #1011 | blue pixel | 10 |
| #486 | bone rattle | 2 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #607 | box | 11 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #739 | bubbly potion | 4 |
| #143 | buckler buckle | 3 |
| #560 | carob chunks | 3 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #922 | chef's hat | 2 |
| #869 | chrome ore | 2 |
| #649 | cloudy potion | 7 |
| #1564 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #496 | clown shoes | 4 |
| #771 | coconut shell | 13 |
| #583 | cog | 31 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #298 | concentrated magicalness pill | 6 |
| #653 | cool whip | 2 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #787 | cranberries | 10 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #889 | dead guy's watch | 3 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #298 | herb brownies | 95 |
| #708 | hill of beans | 7 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1633 | joybuzzer | 3 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1564 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #234 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #311 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #448 | strawberry daiquiri | 4 |
| #717 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #100 | tenderizing hammer | 21 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #930 | wussiness potion | 2 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1161 | yeti fur | 15 |
| #1566 | yo-yo | 6 |