| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #864 | Cold Hots candy | 3 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #377 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 4 |
| #645 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 2 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #327 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 16 |
| #394 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 11 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #602 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 4 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2119 | Yummy Tummy bean | 29 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1659 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1591 | ball | 2 |
| #1058 | bar skin | 2 |
| #822 | barbed-wire fence | 2 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #1014 | blue pixel | 10 |
| #488 | bone rattle | 2 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #605 | box | 11 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #740 | bubbly potion | 4 |
| #143 | buckler buckle | 3 |
| #557 | carob chunks | 3 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #921 | chef's hat | 2 |
| #871 | chrome ore | 2 |
| #650 | cloudy potion | 7 |
| #1562 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #495 | clown shoes | 4 |
| #783 | coconut shell | 13 |
| #581 | cog | 31 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #300 | concentrated magicalness pill | 6 |
| #653 | cool whip | 2 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #788 | cranberries | 10 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #891 | dead guy's watch | 3 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #298 | herb brownies | 95 |
| #708 | hill of beans | 7 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1630 | joybuzzer | 3 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1561 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #938 | milky potion | 1 |
| #912 | murky potion | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #236 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #313 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #590 | small box | 1 |
| #942 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #448 | strawberry daiquiri | 4 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #101 | tenderizing hammer | 21 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #930 | wussiness potion | 2 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1163 | yeti fur | 15 |
| #1565 | yo-yo | 6 |