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🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#4254	bottle of goofballs	2
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#473	eyepatch	11
#3221	fuzzy dice	2
#398	gnoll teeth	9
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#100	loose teeth	1,050
#244	sabre teeth	48
#181	stuffed shoulder parrot	106
#315	white Canadian	10
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#13	ye olde golde frontes	15