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| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #523 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #605 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1254 | giant needle | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #543 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #929 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #683 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #707 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #667 | martini | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #964 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #473 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #455 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #495 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #428 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #178 | sword hilt | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #220 | whip kit | 1 |
| #809 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |