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| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #640 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #681 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #178 | sword hilt | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #220 | whip kit | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |