| #295 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 27 |
| #303 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 29 |
| #226 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 46 |
| #293 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 32 |
| #551 | Spam Witch sammich | 37 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #318 | antique spear | 22 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1000 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #816 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 4 |
| #942 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 2 |
| #863 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 3 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #702 | dusty bottle of Port | 9 |
| #797 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 4 |
| #314 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #311 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #535 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #929 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #447 | ravioli hat | 50 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #1350 | toast | 320 |
| #614 | useless powder | 152 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #967 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 6 |