| #295 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 27 |
| #304 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 29 |
| #225 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 46 |
| #294 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 32 |
| #552 | Spam Witch sammich | 37 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #318 | antique spear | 22 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1001 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #818 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 4 |
| #944 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 2 |
| #865 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 3 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #704 | dusty bottle of Port | 9 |
| #799 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 4 |
| #316 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #312 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #537 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #931 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #450 | ravioli hat | 50 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2877 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1372 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #1351 | toast | 320 |
| #613 | useless powder | 152 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #967 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 6 |