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| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
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| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
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| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
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| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1194 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
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| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
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| #2043 | ball | 1 |
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| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
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