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| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
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| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
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| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
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| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
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| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
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| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
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| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
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| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
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| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
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