| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1053 | bottle of goofballs | 24 |
| #100 | cheap toaster | 17 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |