Omake

RankItemQuantity
#195Cloaca grenade90
#335Cloaca-Cola115
#555Cloaca-Cola c-rations6
#823Cloaca-Cola fatigues3
#757Cloaca-Cola helmet3
#348Cloaca-Cola knapsack7
#771Cloaca-Cola shield3
#52Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife13
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#12abominable snowcone5,464
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#769aspirin1
#255bell-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#308blue snowcone52
#2741candy cane6
#37cool whip666
#395double daisy1
#2363eggnog2
#968fancy chocolate3
#1786fruitcake6
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#296green snowcone59
🥈green traffic cone1
#533guano coffee cup1
#53iron pasta spoon171
#120miniature coffin1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#568old sweatpants117
#312orange snowcone62
#2037pretty flower1
#303purple snowcone72
#263red snowcone90
#9red traffic cone1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#450thin black candle300
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#525tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#262white Canadian11
#756zombie pineal gland6

Wow, that's 7,350 items total!

what items are this player missing?