| #195 | Cloaca grenade | 90 |
| #335 | Cloaca-Cola | 115 |
| #555 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 6 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #348 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 7 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #52 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 13 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #12 | abominable snowcone | 5,464 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #255 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #308 | blue snowcone | 52 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #37 | cool whip | 666 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #296 | green snowcone | 59 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #53 | iron pasta spoon | 171 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #568 | old sweatpants | 117 |
| #312 | orange snowcone | 62 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #303 | purple snowcone | 72 |
| #263 | red snowcone | 90 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #450 | thin black candle | 300 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #262 | white Canadian | 11 |
| #756 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |