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| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #677 | arrrgyle socks | 2 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #898 | asbestos ore | 3 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #740 | bloody beer | 4 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #858 | blue plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #623 | bottle of gin | 18 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1148 | bottle of rum | 8 |
| #1035 | bottle of tequila | 5 |
| #761 | bottle of whiskey | 20 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #250 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #626 | carob chunks | 2 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #1063 | coconut shell | 3 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #372 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #862 | smart skull | 3 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1187 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #143 | whiskey sour | 18 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |