| #19 | Bowl of Infinite Jelly | 1 |
| #51 | Christmas ham | 1 |
| #55 | Covert Ops for Kids | 2 |
| #47 | Easter eggnog | 1 |
| #56 | Easter grasshopper | 1 |
| #62 | Holiday Multitasking | 1 |
| #66 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 1 |
| #45 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games | 2 |
| #50 | Irish eggnog | 1 |
| #42 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 2 |
| #6 | Spirit of Christmas | 2,601 |
| #54 | Spirit of Easter | 27 |
| #33 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 115 |
| #53 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 35 |
| #9 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 634 |
| #56 | Thanksgiving ration | 1 |
| 🥇 | bejazzled eyepatch | 1 |
| #50 | candied beef and cabbage | 1 |
| #40 | candy egg deviler | 1 |
| #52 | candy rations | 1 |
| #41 | canteen of jungle juice | 2 |
| #53 | chocolate ostrich egg | 1 |
| #10 | clovermint | 6 |
| #63 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 10 |
| #55 | double-candied yams | 1 |
| 🥇 | egg gun | 7 |
| #47 | hard cocoa | 7 |
| #44 | holiday smorgasbord | 1 |
| #45 | holiday trip around the world | 1 |
| #25 | lucky army helmet | 1 |
| #62 | lucky moai statuette | 1 |
| #44 | lucky napkin | 1 |
| #55 | mechanically-mulled cider | 1 |
| #30 | nylon Christmas stockings | 1 |
| #83 | peppermint pegleg | 5 |
| #31 | perfect Christmas scarf | 1 |
| #28 | ragged wool yarn | 89 |
| #462 | really dense meat stack | 14 |
| #51 | room scale green bean casserole | 22 |
| #30 | salmagumdi | 8 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #41 | tattoo of two turkeys | 1 |
| #11 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 1 |
| #8 | tiny plastic Colonel Brando | 1 |
| #8 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #9 | tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud | 1 |
| #10 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
| #33 | traumatic holiday memory | 42 |
| #33 | turchucken | 4 |