| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #334 | 30669 scroll | 26 |
| #508 | 33398 scroll | 24 |
| #373 | 334 scroll | 14 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #628 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 7 |
| #518 | Trollhouse cookies | 50 |
| #675 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 11 |
| #196 | awful poetry journal | 932 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #393 | disbelief suspenders | 2 |
| #201 | disturbing fanfic | 1,004 |
| #754 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 15 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #137 | helmet recipe | 3 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #456 | leaflet | 1 |
| #823 | lowercase N | 2 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #188 | plot hole | 1,159 |
| #189 | procrastination potion | 536 |
| #454 | scroll of drastic healing | 123 |
| #1300 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #12 | star chart | 2,001 |
| #928 | turtle totem | 21 |
| #119 | whip kit | 4 |
Wow, that's 5,955 items total!
what items are this player missing?