| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #97 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #78 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #74 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 2 |
| #117 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #69 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #100 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #73 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 2 |
| #118 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #56 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #113 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #87 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #32 | My First Paycheck envelope | 2 |
| #77 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #98 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #131 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #7 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #102 | hot wine | 1 |
| #115 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #93 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #116 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #117 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #62 | precision snowball | 1 |
| #106 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #27 | replica Elf Guard medal | 2 |
| #116 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #96 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #115 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #48 | wet tack | 1 |
| #95 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 3 |
| #31 | whalecake | 2 |
| #116 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |