| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #73 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #68 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 2 |
| #106 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #67 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 2 |
| #104 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #28 | My First Paycheck envelope | 2 |
| #31 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #117 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #104 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #111 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #53 | precision snowball | 1 |
| #101 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #26 | replica Elf Guard medal | 2 |
| #107 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #107 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #86 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 3 |
| #30 | whalecake | 2 |
| #110 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |