| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #229 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 8 |
| #2380 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #160 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #257 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #231 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #376 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #83 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #69 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #281 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #4 | antique packet of ketchup | 2,415 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #119 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #93 | gift card | 1 |
| #83 | gym membership card | 1 |
| #108 | hand of cards | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| 🥈 | ketchup | 24,226 |
| #177 | ketchup hound | 49 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |