| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #78 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #69 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #36 | Elf Guard MPC | 6,969 |
| #84 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 22 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #23 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer | 1 |
| #22 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread | 1 |
| #30 | Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #29 | Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #30 | Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
| #23 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar | 1 |
| #27 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #22 | Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #28 | Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta | 1 |
| #22 | Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris | 1 |
| #26 | Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone | 1 |
| #24 | Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #27 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia | 1 |
| #22 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #40 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #50 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 2 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 13 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #28 | Yorick | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #847 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #2225 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #64 | ert grey goo ring | 13 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #90 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #127 | grapefruit | 108 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #2124 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #5 | nauseating reagent | 3 |
| #248 | orange | 108 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #32 | pixel power cell | 11 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #759 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #60 | spices | 1,337 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |