| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #239 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #208 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #36 | Elf Guard MPC | 6,969 |
| #82 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 22 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #207 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #1494 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 2 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #340 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 13 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #22 | VYKEA dowel | 1,325 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #851 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #1416 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #69 | ert grey goo ring | 13 |
| #5 | evil noodles | 2 |
| #5 | evil paper umbrella | 3 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #95 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #129 | grapefruit | 108 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #1555 | handful of confetti | 24 |
| #74 | innuendo | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #16 | magical sausage casing | 1,337 |
| #6 | moss mace | 1 |
| #11 | moss mantle | 1 |
| #8 | moss marlinspike | 1 |
| #7 | moss medal | 1 |
| #4 | moss megaphone | 1 |
| #10 | moss mitre | 1 |
| #5 | nauseating reagent | 4 |
| #249 | orange | 108 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #32 | pixel power cell | 11 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #62 | regret hose | 1 |
| #1526 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #10 | sausage golem | 1 |
| #760 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #60 | spices | 1,337 |
| #1874 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #96 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #750 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #52 | warbear superpotion | 3 |