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| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #32 | Can of Spaghetto | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #43 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 2 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| 🥉 | DIY protonic accelerator kit | 3 |
| #12 | Dear Past Self Package | 1 |
| #21 | Ed the Undying exhibit crate | 1 |
| #999 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #94 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 1 |
| #22 | Pack of Every Card | 1 |
| #27 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #68 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #33 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #439 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #22 | banana candle | 42 |
| #4 | basking robin | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #53 | can of Adultwitch™ | 1 |
| #62 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #70 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #352 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #69 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #555 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #211 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #108 | can of sardines | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #151 | can of sterno | 1 |
| #77 | can of the cheapest beer | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #587 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #33 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
| #14 | detective school application | 1 |
| #17 | disconnected intergnat | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1064 | fake hand | 13 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #31 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #102 | herbs | 420 |
| #15 | li'l orphan tot | 1 |
| #18 | machine elf capsule | 1 |
| #142 | meat st‰¿bing club | 1 |
| #103 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 1 |
| #25 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #14 | portable Mayo Clinic | 1 |
| #112 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #145 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| #962 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #9 | rubber emo roe | 1,650 |
| #226 | smoking grass | 419 |
| #197 | tiny canopic jar | 1 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #184 | water pipe bomb | 420 |