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| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #31 | Can of Spaghetto | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #25 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 2 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #4 | DIY protonic accelerator kit | 3 |
| #13 | Dear Past Self Package | 1 |
| #21 | Ed the Undying exhibit crate | 1 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #94 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 1 |
| #24 | Pack of Every Card | 1 |
| #30 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #36 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #22 | banana candle | 42 |
| #4 | basking robin | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #52 | can of Adultwitch™ | 1 |
| #63 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #71 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #70 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #209 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #107 | can of sardines | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #151 | can of sterno | 1 |
| #76 | can of the cheapest beer | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #33 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
| #13 | detective school application | 1 |
| #17 | disconnected intergnat | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1067 | fake hand | 13 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #100 | herbs | 420 |
| #16 | li'l orphan tot | 1 |
| #19 | machine elf capsule | 1 |
| #143 | meat st‰¿bing club | 1 |
| #103 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 1 |
| #24 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #16 | portable Mayo Clinic | 1 |
| #123 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #7 | rubber emo roe | 1,650 |
| #226 | smoking grass | 419 |
| #197 | tiny canopic jar | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #182 | water pipe bomb | 420 |