| #375 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 10 |
| #295 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 9 |
| #391 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #204 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 11 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #214 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 13 |
| #321 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #214 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 10 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #436 | Mad Train wine | 222 |
| #1631 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #854 | candy cane | 42 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #480 | dirty hobo gloves | 32 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #789 | googly eye | 16 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #580 | toy wheel | 16 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |