| #376 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 10 |
| #297 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 9 |
| #394 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #207 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 11 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #214 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 13 |
| #324 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #217 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 10 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #439 | Mad Train wine | 222 |
| #1631 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #855 | candy cane | 42 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #482 | dirty hobo gloves | 32 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #791 | googly eye | 16 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1136 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #580 | toy wheel | 16 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |