| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #1651 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 12 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 13 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #63 | ert grey goo ring | 13 |
| #952 | old sweatpants | 48 |
| #843 | roll of toilet paper | 65 |
| #1600 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #310 | ten-leaf clover | 69 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #176 | unused walkie-talkie | 3 |