| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #942 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| #117 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #905 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 7 |
| #20 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #59 | invisible potion | 5 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #17 | ninjammies | 1 |
| 🥈 | ping-pong ball | 25,000 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #19 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 24 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #965 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #36 | scotch on the rocks | 20 |
| #16 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #69 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #40 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |