| #226 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 15 |
| 🥇 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 48 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 7 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 14 |
| 🥉 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 18 |
| #6 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 9 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 55 |
| #8 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 10 |
| #17 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 9 |
| #10 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 6 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 9 |
| #4 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 21 |
| 🥈 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 16 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 14 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #7 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 89 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 84 |
| #4 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 24 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 25 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #8 | Elf Guard broom | 4 |
| #7 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 7 |
| #15 | Elf Guard honor present | 15 |
| #25 | Elf Guard hotpants | 7 |
| #9 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 10 |
| #31 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 5 |
| #12 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 4 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #6 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 10 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 32 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #645 | Instant Karma | 6 |
| #152 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 2 |
| #42 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 5 |
| #81 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 56 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #19 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 3 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #15 | baby rigging snake | 6 |
| #32 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 4 |
| #2778 | box of sunshine | 34 |
| #28 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 4 |
| #27 | brown pirate pants | 3 |
| #21 | free boots | 2 |
| #12 | grog nuts | 59 |
| #11 | gunwale | 4 |
| #306 | guy made of bee pollen | 10 |
| #917 | handful of confetti | 46 |
| #41 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #10 | old-school pirate grog | 59 |
| #15 | pegfinger | 25 |
| #19 | pet anchor | 12 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| 🥇 | punching mirror | 18 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #4 | replica Elf Guard medal | 6 |
| #61 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 2 |
| #11 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 10 |
| #41 | shipwright's hammer | 8 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #493 | solid gold bowling ball | 36 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| 🥇 | whalegun | 17 |
| #6 | whalesteak | 166 |