| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #175 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 30 |
| #43 | Orcish meat locker | 17 |
| #462 | Rock Pops | 118 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #6 | beer lens | 2,002 |
| #287 | fat stacks of cash | 39 |
| #96 | meat from yesterday | 30 |
| #120 | pixellated candy heart | 159 |
| #162 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 10 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #37 | rusty metal ring | 17 |
| #35 | rusty metal shaft | 17 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #66 | spray paint | 212 |
| #5281 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #677 | zombie pineal gland | 7 |