| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #20 | Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #18 | Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #104 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #15 | Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #98 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 39 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #249 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #125 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #17 | dense meat stack | 1,330,000 |
| #908 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #88 | elemental caipiroska | 1 |
| #32 | ert grey goo ring | 39 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #92 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #201 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #79 | karma shawarma | 1 |
| #63 | old sweatpants | 996 |
| #86 | peppermint patty | 1 |
| #268 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #133 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #846 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #233 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #232 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #412 | stuffed martini | 22 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #29 | twice-haunted screwdriver | 1 |
| #76 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |