| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 2 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 2 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 21 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #194 | black Crimbo ball | 2 |
| #209 | bunny liver | 39 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #39 | intricate clockwork birdhouse | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #1022 | old sweatpants | 41 |
| #331 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1674 | spectre scepter | 14 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #847 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |