| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #16 | Boltsmann ID badge | 3 |
| #378 | Chroner | 49 |
| #75 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #139 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 17 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #171 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #164 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 15 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #125 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 2 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 8 |
| #56 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 10 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #105 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 11 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #99 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #101 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 2 |
| #84 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #6 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 4,219 |
| #153 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #204 | Strix stix | 4 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #157 | Trainbot circuitry | 3 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #138 | Trainbot linkages | 4 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #132 | Trainbot optics | 7 |
| #122 | Trainbot plating | 8 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #127 | Trainbot servomotors | 8 |
| #85 | Trainbot slag | 76 |
| #139 | Trainbot tubing | 5 |
| #131 | automa-bot parts | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #80 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #136 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #127 | bowl of Jeal-O | 26 |
| #148 | cabooze | 6 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #197 | chocomotive | 5 |
| #114 | cinnamon machine oil | 46 |
| #45 | clerical automa-core | 1 |
| #254 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #128 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #123 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #176 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 8 |
| #118 | ear poison | 18 |
| #35 | freightcake | 11 |
| #65 | ghostly dagger | 2 |
| #163 | hamlet sandwich | 20 |
| #31 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #147 | heavy crown | 3 |
| #189 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #105 | industrially-crushed ice | 9 |
| #243 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #31 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #135 | lost elf luggage | 5 |
| #77 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #114 | pile of Trainbot parts | 123 |
| #103 | ping-pong ball | 76 |
| #52 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #207 | salt wages | 1 |
| #48 | shadow bread | 7 |
| #57 | shadow brick | 1 |
| #57 | shadow flame | 2 |
| #70 | shadow fluid | 1 |
| #60 | shadow glass | 1 |
| #57 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #66 | shadow nectar | 1 |
| #61 | shadow sinew | 1 |
| #29 | shadow skin | 16 |
| #58 | shadow stick | 1 |
| #66 | shadow venom | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #112 | steamed oyster | 7 |
| #116 | stink-penny | 52 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #484 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic caboose | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2770 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #159 | unused soap | 2 |
| #196 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #50 | wet tack | 1 |
| #40 | whalegun | 1 |
| #125 | white tulip | 1 |