| #157 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #116 | Crimbo food scraps | 40 |
| #190 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 5 |
| #168 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #205 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #349 | D roll | 1 |
| #129 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #158 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #358 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #127 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #233 | Friendliness Beverage | 10 |
| #109 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #179 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #377 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #151 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #175 | TI-9000 calculator | 2 |
| #81 | Trainbot circuitry | 25 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot linkages | 25 |
| #74 | Trainbot optics | 25 |
| #73 | Trainbot plating | 25 |
| #58 | Trainbot servomotors | 45 |
| #114 | Trainbot slag | 35 |
| #79 | Trainbot tubing | 25 |
| #156 | Z-Bone steak | 6 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #171 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #124 | black Crimbo ball | 11 |
| #175 | blue grass | 3 |
| #83 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #169 | bowl of Jeal-O | 4 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #275 | bread man | 1 |
| #58 | bread pie | 31 |
| #280 | cabooze | 1 |
| #258 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #84 | charisma potion | 2 |
| #297 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #153 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #119 | cinnamon machine oil | 30 |
| #96 | clear Russian | 10 |
| #143 | corned beet | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #118 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #116 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 40 |
| #146 | ear poison | 6 |
| #263 | eggwater | 1 |
| #172 | fleshy putty | 2 |
| #270 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #298 | freightcake | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #141 | ghost beer | 2 |
| #125 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #165 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #248 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #320 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #308 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #309 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #195 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #242 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #169 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #185 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #97 | hot wine | 1 |
| #338 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #161 | impure gasoline | 4 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #243 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #192 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #255 | legitimate business on the beach | 2 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #166 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #155 | madius | 1 |
| #114 | minin' dynamite | 9 |
| #151 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #180 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #146 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #232 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #118 | outlaw bandana | 2 |
| #160 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #114 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #137 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #155 | pile of Trainbot parts | 30 |
| #179 | ping-pong ball | 5 |
| #262 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #148 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #130 | rattler rattle | 7 |
| #99 | rose | 72 |
| #111 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #163 | salt wages | 10 |
| #145 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #72 | seared dino steak | 2 |
| #78 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #56 | shadow brick | 1 |
| #69 | shadow flame | 1 |
| #68 | shadow fluid | 1 |
| #59 | shadow glass | 1 |
| #56 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #72 | shadow sausage | 1 |
| #60 | shadow sinew | 1 |
| #73 | shadow skin | 1 |
| #245 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #420 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #140 | sleeve deuce | 16 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #138 | spooky lasso | 3 |
| #136 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #111 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #109 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #133 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #136 | unidentified drink | 5 |
| #141 | unused soap | 4 |
| #196 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #246 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #108 | white Crimbo ball | 20 |