| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #115 | Crimbo food scraps | 40 |
| #188 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 5 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #190 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #144 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #325 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #230 | Friendliness Beverage | 10 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #174 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #147 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #239 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #175 | TI-9000 calculator | 2 |
| #81 | Trainbot circuitry | 25 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #71 | Trainbot linkages | 25 |
| #74 | Trainbot optics | 25 |
| #73 | Trainbot plating | 25 |
| #58 | Trainbot servomotors | 45 |
| #113 | Trainbot slag | 35 |
| #78 | Trainbot tubing | 25 |
| #157 | Z-Bone steak | 6 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #122 | black Crimbo ball | 11 |
| #173 | blue grass | 3 |
| #81 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #170 | bowl of Jeal-O | 4 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #273 | bread man | 1 |
| #57 | bread pie | 31 |
| #277 | cabooze | 1 |
| #255 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #83 | charisma potion | 2 |
| #294 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #151 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #115 | cinnamon machine oil | 30 |
| #95 | clear Russian | 10 |
| #140 | corned beet | 1 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #114 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 40 |
| #144 | ear poison | 6 |
| #260 | eggwater | 1 |
| #171 | fleshy putty | 2 |
| #269 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #296 | freightcake | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #138 | ghost beer | 2 |
| #117 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #249 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #315 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #301 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #302 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #238 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #180 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #160 | impure gasoline | 4 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
| #168 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #242 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #191 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #250 | legitimate business on the beach | 2 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #113 | minin' dynamite | 9 |
| #150 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #177 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #144 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #226 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #118 | outlaw bandana | 2 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #111 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #153 | pile of Trainbot parts | 30 |
| #177 | ping-pong ball | 5 |
| #261 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #146 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #129 | rattler rattle | 7 |
| #94 | rose | 72 |
| #107 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #157 | salt wages | 10 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #72 | seared dino steak | 2 |
| #76 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #52 | shadow brick | 1 |
| #66 | shadow flame | 1 |
| #65 | shadow fluid | 1 |
| #58 | shadow glass | 1 |
| #54 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #68 | shadow sausage | 1 |
| #58 | shadow sinew | 1 |
| #72 | shadow skin | 1 |
| #246 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #140 | sleeve deuce | 16 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #137 | spooky lasso | 3 |
| #135 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #107 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #103 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #132 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #133 | unidentified drink | 5 |
| #142 | unused soap | 4 |
| #192 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #247 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #107 | white Crimbo ball | 20 |