[{"_1":2,"_132":-5,"_133":-5},"loaderData",{"_3":4,"_5":6},"root",{},"routes/player.$id._index",{"_7":8,"_129":11,"_130":131},"player",{"_9":10,"_11":12,"_13":14,"_127":128},"playerid",3496867,"name","Probably Not Noah","collections",[15,55,62,70,77,85,91,99,105,112,119],{"_16":17,"_18":19,"_20":21},"quantity",1,"rank",39,"item",{"_22":23,"_11":24,"_25":26,"_27":28,"_29":30,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":23,"_47":48,"_49":38,"_50":38,"_51":52,"_53":38,"_54":38},"itemid",5000,"Alice's Army Foil Bowman","picture","aacard","descid",137647172,"description","Name: Otto \"The Arrow\" Maddock
\nAge: 37
\nSuit: Diamond
\nFavorite Mode: Mixolydian\n

\nOtto Maddock began his career as a politician, using his keen eyes and precise nature to hurl verbal barbs at his opponents. After a failed bid to replace the Jack of Diamonds -- despite attempts to court the common man, few believed he was \"for the people,\" -- he took up archery instead.

Maddock soon learned that it's far more pleasurable to be the targeter than the targeted, and is now as deadly with an arrow as he once was with a devastating bon mot. Plus, since he's retired from public life, he doesn't have to bathe as frequently.","type","","itemclass","candiscard",true,"cantransfer","quest",false,"gift","smith","cook","cocktail","jewelry","hands","multiuse","sellvalue","power",0,"quest2","mrstore","plural","Alice's Army Foil Bowmen","ambiguous","missing",{"_16":17,"_18":56,"_20":57},37,{"_22":58,"_11":59,"_25":26,"_27":60,"_29":61,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":23,"_47":48,"_49":38,"_50":38,"_51":-5,"_53":38,"_54":38},5003,"Alice's Army Foil Coward",287329084,"Lily \"Ol' Yellow\" Liver
\nAge: 37
\nSuit: Spade
\nFavorite Noble Gas: Argon

\n\nOf the many brave soldiers in Alice's Army, Lily Liver is not numbered. In fact, the only reason he joined up in the first place was that he was 1) drunk, and 2) tired of people making fun of his first name. Having enlisted, Lily quickly determined that the safest place to be standing in a battle is -- well, nowhere near the battle, but barring that, nowhere near the front lines. So he's made a career out of running backwards. Say what you will, but it's been a pretty long career so far, so he might be onto something.

The other soldiers in Lily's platoon have contemplated telling him about the sniper, but figured that'd be needlessly cruel.",{"_16":17,"_18":63,"_20":64},59,{"_22":65,"_11":66,"_25":26,"_27":67,"_29":68,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":69,"_47":48,"_49":38,"_50":38,"_51":-5,"_53":38,"_54":38},4991,"Alice's Army Foil Guard",354378668,"Ed \"Ward\" Robe
\nAge: 18
\nSuit: Club
\nFavorite Candy Flavor: Horehound

\nAs a child, Ed Robe spent all of his time reading, studying, and pondering the secrets of the universe. Thankfully, when he reached a certain age, his rapidly-developing muscles led him down a much more interesting career path: soaking damage for Alice's Army. He shudders to think how many flatulous books of philosophy he might have written without the distraction of being totally, thoroughly buff.

Still, there are times when he's being stabbed with a sword, or a spear, or a shuriken, that he dreams of the academic life. But you have to play the hand that you're dealt, and Ed's hand only had one card: himself.\n",1000,{"_16":17,"_18":71,"_20":72},66,{"_22":73,"_11":74,"_25":26,"_27":75,"_29":76,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":69,"_47":48,"_49":38,"_50":38,"_51":-5,"_53":38,"_54":38},4990,"Alice's Army Foil Halberder",282212126,"Name: Axe \"Me No Question\" Pike
\nAge: 23
\nSuit: Spade
\nFavorite Poetic Form: Villanelle

\n\nAxe Pike would never be mistaken for a tower of intellect, with his stilted English and vacant stare. But he's frequently correctly taken for a tower of cardstock holding a spear with an axe on the side (or an axe with a spear on the end), so his mental deficiencies can be overlooked. Moreover, as his nickname suggests, Pike is at his peak when following orders.

\nWhen he's off-duty, Pike can be found folding origami cranes. You might think that's an adorable, dianty hobby, but you haven't seen him do it with his fallen opponents.",{"_16":17,"_18":78,"_20":79},31,{"_22":80,"_11":81,"_25":26,"_27":82,"_29":83,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":23,"_47":48,"_49":38,"_50":38,"_51":84,"_53":38,"_54":38},5002,"Alice's Army Foil Horseman",873505389,"Name: Buck \"Stops Here\" Bronco
\nAge: 37
\nSuit: Spade
\nFavorite Pasta: Rigatoni

\n\nBuck Bronco, possessor of Alice's Army's most masculine name, the card your card could smell like, is on a horse. In fact, he's the only horseman in Alice's Army, because he's the only one who has figured out how to stay mounted on a pissed-off animal without giving it papercuts. His equine mastery makes him confident enough to leap ahead in any battle -- after all, he's got four little bits of luck nailed to his horse's feet at all times. When Buck stops here, 'here' is suddenly the place an enemy doesn't want to be.

Is he an effective fighter? Of course! Of course!","Alice's Army Foil Horsemen",{"_16":17,"_18":71,"_20":86},{"_22":87,"_11":88,"_25":26,"_27":89,"_29":90,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":69,"_47":48,"_49":38,"_50":38,"_51":-5,"_53":38,"_54":38},4997,"Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber",671525476,"Name: Manny \"Boom Boom\" Down
\nAge: 23
\nSuit: Diamond
\nFavorite Instrument: Hammered Dulcimer\n

\nManny Down was the kind of kid you're always kind of surprised made it to adolescence with all of his fingers still attached. He made bottle rockets out of 5-gallon drums, lit entire chandeliers' worth of Roman Candles, and turned cherry bombs into bunker-busting watermelons. His guidance counselor noticed his tendency towards sadistic pyromania and suggested that Manny should become a dentist. Fortunately, Manny's replacement guidance counselor suggested a career as a demolitions expert in Alice's Army, and Manny took to that calling like a fish to sushi.

While it's an admirable trait to have unbridled enthusiasm for your work, if that work involves high explosives, an even more admirable trait would be the interest in discerning friend from foe from self. Sadly, that trait is one that Manny does not possess. For better or for worse, he's just here for the big bada boom.",{"_16":17,"_18":92,"_20":93},61,{"_22":94,"_11":95,"_25":26,"_27":96,"_29":97,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":69,"_47":48,"_49":38,"_50":38,"_51":98,"_53":38,"_54":38},4993,"Alice's Army Foil Ninja",922991566,"Name: Lo \"Commotion\" Ping
\nAge: 23
\nSuit: Spade
\nFavorite Snack: Pocky\n

Lo Ping began his assassin career as a traditional ninja; that is, as a deadly assassin who dresses in civilian clothes so he won't be spotted, who kills quietly and leaves behind no evidence of foul play. While this made him very effective in the art of murder, he spent countless hours explaining to slow-witted victims and witnesses that yes, he was, in fact, totally a ninja. Frustrated, he started wearing black pajamas, shrieking battle cries, and throwing shuriken. Now his assassinations are garish and scattershot, but at least he never again will say, \"well, actually, the commonly accepted 'black pajama' uniform is a by-product of the way ninjas were portrayed in Japanese theatre. . .\" because seriously, nobody likes that guy.

As an act of revenge against magicians everywhere, this card spends his spare time figuring out how to throw human beings and make them stick halfway into a watermelon.","Alice's Army Foil Ninjae",{"_16":17,"_18":71,"_20":100},{"_22":101,"_11":102,"_25":26,"_27":103,"_29":104,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":69,"_47":48,"_49":38,"_50":38,"_51":-5,"_53":38,"_54":38},4998,"Alice's Army Foil Nurse",566571306,"Name: Linda \"Helping Hand\" Near
\nAge: 69
\nSuit: Heart
\nFavorite Fabric: Corduroy
\n

\nThere are three types of nurses in the world, or at least in the world of popular entertainment. First is the Buxom Blonde, or the Helloooo Nurse!, easily recognized by straining of her uniform about the sternum area. While her company is pleasant, her nursing skills usually end at applying a band-aid with a sympathetic pout. The second type is the Stern Sadist, or Wretched Ratched, a hatchet-faced woman with her hair coiled in a steel-gray bun. While she's a better nurse than the first, her company is never pleasant.

\nThankfully, Linda Near is of the third type, the Grandmotherly Nurturer. She can birth a baby and set a bone, all while catching you up on the gossip of the day and providing sage advice on your personal problems. Linda's nurse's training only has two weak points: 1) she still believes in castor oil as a cure for anything (even severed limbs) and 2) she insists you eat a piece of ribbon candy after every visit. ",{"_16":17,"_18":106,"_20":107},60,{"_22":108,"_11":109,"_25":26,"_27":110,"_29":111,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":69,"_47":48,"_49":38,"_50":38,"_51":-5,"_53":38,"_54":38},4995,"Alice's Army Foil Page",396187611,"Name: Paige \"Intentionally Left Blank\" Squire
\nAge: 18
\nSuit: Club
\nFavorite Recyclable: Aluminum

\n\nTake a moment to pity poor Page Squire's father, Billy. He could never tell his daughter 'no,' and he always wanted the best for her, and on her 18th birthday she said she wanted to join Alice's Army. Mr. Squire reluctantly agreed that the army is the most gainful employment any card could hope to have.

All the same, he didn't want his wide-eyed innocent daughter to be exposed to the horrors of war. So as a condition of allowing her to enlist, Mr. Squire insisted that she focus her attention on helping the card soldier in front of her unless she was on the very front lines. Paige happily agreed, and has become known as the best soldier's helper in Alice's Army, all without ever learning what an army actually does. ",{"_16":17,"_18":113,"_20":114},57,{"_22":115,"_11":116,"_25":26,"_27":117,"_29":118,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":69,"_47":48,"_49":38,"_50":38,"_51":-5,"_53":38,"_54":38},4996,"Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden",427972743,"Name: Val \"Old Hick\" Curry
\nAge: 37
\nSuit: Heart
\nFavorite Compound: N2SO4

\n\nDespite her rough and simple upbringing, Val Curry's heart grew to be as prodigious as the bosoms that perch atop it. Since childhood, she has been driven by the need to protect those placed in her care. Val initially tried to fill that need by babysitting, but found that the little tykes really didn't need that much protecting. The babies, especially, just sat like blobs, occasionally oozing fluids. She then tried to indulge her desire to protect her charges by putting them in danger herself, then saving them, and that is why she didn't remain a babysitter for long.

To truly indulge her desire to serve and protect, Val Curry joined Alice's Army, refusing all weaponry and instead carrying a shield to put in front of her fellow soldier. Here, she found her true calling, as well as a heretofore unexplored fetish for metal breastplates and soprano arias.\n",{"_16":17,"_18":120,"_20":121},63,{"_22":122,"_11":123,"_25":26,"_27":124,"_29":125,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":69,"_47":48,"_49":38,"_50":38,"_51":126,"_53":38,"_54":38},4988,"Alice's Army Foil Swordsman",976392363,"Name: Clay \"Make 'em Bleed Some\" Moore
\nAge: 23
\nSuit: Spade
\nFavorite Mineral: Bauxite\n

\nThose who have encountered Clay Moore and his deadly blade tend to either speak in hushed tones about the limbs they're now missing, or not to speak at all, because they're totally dead. If you think regular ol' paper cuts suck, you've never been cut by a paper card holding a big, sharp sword.

There are some who snicker (at a safe distance) that Moore must be \"compensating for something\" with that giant sword. They tend to stop snickering when they learn that the sword was Moore's father's, and that his father died after being bent in half during a freak shuffling accident.","Alice's Army Foil Swordsmen","nameChanges",[],"sort","totalItems",11,"actionData","errors"]

Rank	Item	Quantity
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#63	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1