Pastaroni

RankItemQuantity
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#133bowler1
🥇cheap wind-up clock6,000
#32cryptic puzzle box1
#7dead guy's watch20,789
#25depleted Grimacite astrolabe1
#95enchanted brass knuckles2
#303fez of etymology1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#5199handful of confetti1
🥇imitation nice watch31
#150penguin shorts1
#90plexiglass pocketwatch2
#24pocketwatch on a chain59
#177sweet rims1
#1821vertebra of the Bonerdagon1

Wow, that's 26,894 items total!

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