| #647 | Cloaca grenade | 21 |
| #337 | Cloaca-Cola | 112 |
| #375 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 10 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #499 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #441 | Dyspepsi grenade | 30 |
| #390 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 8 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #232 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 12 |
| #565 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #814 | Ent cider | 4 |
| #146 | Gummi-Gnauga | 25 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #518 | disco ball | 57 |
| #1183 | disturbing fanfic | 18 |
| #930 | giant discarded plastic fork | 9 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #263 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1241 | pixellated candy heart | 5 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1595 | shiny ring | 9 |
| #456 | spooky bicycle chain | 5 |
| #569 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #207 | spooky eyeliner | 11 |
| #300 | spooky lipstick | 9 |
| #11 | stone turtle | 45 |
| #261 | stuffed can of asparagus | 33 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #432 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 10 |
| #464 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 10 |
| #1490 | toast | 258 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |