| #649 | Cloaca grenade | 21 |
| #337 | Cloaca-Cola | 112 |
| #375 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 10 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #498 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2888 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #443 | Dyspepsi grenade | 30 |
| #390 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 8 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #232 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 12 |
| #567 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #815 | Ent cider | 4 |
| #148 | Gummi-Gnauga | 25 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #3768 | badass belt | 10 |
| #5527 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #521 | disco ball | 57 |
| #1183 | disturbing fanfic | 18 |
| #931 | giant discarded plastic fork | 9 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #262 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1241 | pixellated candy heart | 5 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1596 | shiny ring | 9 |
| #458 | spooky bicycle chain | 5 |
| #570 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #207 | spooky eyeliner | 11 |
| #300 | spooky lipstick | 9 |
| #11 | stone turtle | 45 |
| #262 | stuffed can of asparagus | 33 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #434 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 10 |
| #465 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 10 |
| #1492 | toast | 258 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |