| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #522 | "DRINK ME" potion | 5 |
| #864 | 33398 scroll | 5 |
| #26 | Arr, M80 | 1 |
| #198 | Professor What T-Shirt | 2 |
| #78 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #76 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #77 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #28 | The Beast Within™ candle | 2 |
| #208 | anti-anti-antidote | 19 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #25 | votive of confidence | 7 |
| #413 | white class ring | 15 |