| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1975 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #497 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 7 |
| #42 | Eye and a Twist | 1 |
| #352 | Hollandaise helmet | 5 |
| #479 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #7 | White Hyborian | 501 |
| #387 | accidental cider | 2 |
| #176 | adder | 2 |
| #652 | adder bladder | 3 |
| #33 | agnolotti arboli | 3 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #137 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 67 |
| #162 | antique machete | 2 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #154 | attorney's badge | 2 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #334 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #145 | bent scrap metal | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #133 | black eye shadow | 1 |
| #156 | black friar's tonsure | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #638 | blackberry | 5 |
| #340 | bone flute | 2 |
| #173 | book of matches | 1 |
| #1082 | bottle of gin | 3 |
| #537 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
| #1438 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #864 | bottle of vodka | 6 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #746 | briefcase | 1 |
| #538 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #103 | carton of snake milk | 6 |
| #901 | cast | 3 |
| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #560 | cherry | 2 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #204 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #199 | compression stocking | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #130 | crêepy mask | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #136 | crude voodoo doll | 1 |
| #27 | crystalline reamer | 1 |
| #825 | demon skin | 2 |
| #53 | dieting pill | 2 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1260 | disco ball | 7 |
| #1262 | disco mask | 5 |
| #918 | disease | 2 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #190 | donated booze | 50 |
| #48 | excitement pill | 1 |
| #191 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #1643 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #109 | extra-strength red potion | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #13 | gummi canary | 225 |
| #15 | gummi snake | 173 |
| #129 | haunted battery | 2 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #1353 | helmet turtle | 7 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1233 | lemon | 1 |
| #140 | molten scrap metal | 1 |
| #48 | neg grog | 1 |
| #1859 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #160 | powdered organs | 20 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #3997 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #585 | stuffed angry cow | 76 |
| #1162 | stuffed astral badger | 44 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8922 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7824 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8939 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8802 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #2924 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #3568 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1209 | turtle totem | 10 |
| #77 | very hot lunch | 1 |
| #680 | yellow gummi ingot | 20 |