| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1974 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #497 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 7 |
| #43 | Eye and a Twist | 1 |
| #351 | Hollandaise helmet | 5 |
| #479 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #757 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #7 | White Hyborian | 501 |
| #387 | accidental cider | 2 |
| #176 | adder | 2 |
| #652 | adder bladder | 3 |
| #33 | agnolotti arboli | 3 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #137 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 67 |
| #162 | antique machete | 2 |
| #496 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #154 | attorney's badge | 2 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #332 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #146 | bent scrap metal | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #133 | black eye shadow | 1 |
| #154 | black friar's tonsure | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #639 | blackberry | 5 |
| #340 | bone flute | 2 |
| #173 | book of matches | 1 |
| #1083 | bottle of gin | 3 |
| #538 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
| #1440 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #865 | bottle of vodka | 6 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #5527 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #539 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #555 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #104 | carton of snake milk | 6 |
| #901 | cast | 3 |
| #689 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1061 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #559 | cherry | 2 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #203 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #200 | compression stocking | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #128 | crêepy mask | 1 |
| #1242 | cranberries | 1 |
| #136 | crude voodoo doll | 1 |
| #27 | crystalline reamer | 1 |
| #825 | demon skin | 2 |
| #52 | dieting pill | 2 |
| #481 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1259 | disco ball | 7 |
| #1259 | disco mask | 5 |
| #918 | disease | 2 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #190 | donated booze | 50 |
| #48 | excitement pill | 1 |
| #190 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #1644 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #109 | extra-strength red potion | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #1009 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #13 | gummi canary | 225 |
| #15 | gummi snake | 173 |
| #128 | haunted battery | 2 |
| #1193 | heavy D | 1 |
| #1352 | helmet turtle | 7 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1234 | lemon | 1 |
| #142 | molten scrap metal | 1 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #1858 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #159 | powdered organs | 20 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #3997 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #587 | stuffed angry cow | 76 |
| #1165 | stuffed astral badger | 44 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #2923 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #3571 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1207 | turtle totem | 10 |
| #76 | very hot lunch | 1 |
| #679 | yellow gummi ingot | 20 |