| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1973 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #497 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 7 |
| #40 | Eye and a Twist | 1 |
| #347 | Hollandaise helmet | 5 |
| #480 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #7 | White Hyborian | 501 |
| #384 | accidental cider | 2 |
| #175 | adder | 2 |
| #651 | adder bladder | 3 |
| #33 | agnolotti arboli | 3 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #135 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 67 |
| #163 | antique machete | 2 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #155 | attorney's badge | 2 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #144 | bent scrap metal | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #134 | black eye shadow | 1 |
| #154 | black friar's tonsure | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #639 | blackberry | 5 |
| #339 | bone flute | 2 |
| #170 | book of matches | 1 |
| #1080 | bottle of gin | 3 |
| #537 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
| #1439 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #866 | bottle of vodka | 6 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #104 | carton of snake milk | 6 |
| #902 | cast | 3 |
| #687 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #556 | cherry | 2 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #202 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #200 | compression stocking | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #128 | crêepy mask | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #135 | crude voodoo doll | 1 |
| #28 | crystalline reamer | 1 |
| #825 | demon skin | 2 |
| #53 | dieting pill | 2 |
| #480 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1253 | disco ball | 7 |
| #1255 | disco mask | 5 |
| #916 | disease | 2 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #186 | donated booze | 50 |
| #49 | excitement pill | 1 |
| #188 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #1646 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #110 | extra-strength red potion | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #201 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #12 | gummi canary | 225 |
| #13 | gummi snake | 173 |
| #127 | haunted battery | 2 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #1347 | helmet turtle | 7 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #140 | molten scrap metal | 1 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #1853 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #158 | powdered organs | 20 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #3983 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #582 | stuffed angry cow | 76 |
| #1161 | stuffed astral badger | 44 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #2908 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #3561 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1204 | turtle totem | 10 |
| #77 | very hot lunch | 1 |
| #678 | yellow gummi ingot | 20 |