| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #1118 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1050 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1080 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #747 | 8-ball | 21 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #660 | Instant Karma | 6 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #738 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #632 | Knob Goblin spatula | 2 |
| #830 | Knob Goblin steroids | 2 |
| #819 | Knob Goblin tongs | 4 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #705 | Knob mushroom | 2 |
| #216 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| #34 | Napalm In The Morning™ candle | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #700 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #35 | The Beast Within™ candle | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #461 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 3 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 3 |
| #416 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 9 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #396 | ancient frozen dinner | 4 |
| #158 | ancient ice cream scoop | 2 |
| #52 | ancient pills | 3 |
| #148 | ancient poisoned dart | 16 |
| #582 | ancient protein powder | 2 |
| #458 | ancient spice | 2 |
| #115 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #721 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #500 | antique hand mirror | 3 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #525 | antique shield | 7 |
| #771 | antique spear | 2 |
| #42 | banana candle | 1 |
| #77 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #124 | black cloak | 1 |
| #133 | black eye shadow | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #196 | black gold | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #158 | black label | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #1047 | black pixel | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #343 | blue class ring | 8 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1368 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #102 | bottled swamp gas | 1 |
| #99 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #743 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #100 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #108 | cigar box turtle | 5 |
| #156 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #192 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #166 | colorful toad | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #142 | death blossom | 2 |
| #159 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #243 | dollar-sign bag | 2 |
| #96 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
| #129 | electric pants | 1 |
| #26 | epic cluster | 1 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #116 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #721 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #312 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #304 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #183 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #240 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #30 | gingerbread cigarette | 1 |
| #138 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #798 | green candy heart | 5 |
| #994 | herbs | 1 |
| #247 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #550 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #79 | karma shawarma | 1 |
| #291 | knob ka-bobs | 2 |
| #192 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #749 | lavender candy heart | 7 |
| #645 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #147 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #39 | natural magick candle | 1 |
| #86 | old bronzer | 6 |
| #95 | old eyebrow pencil | 4 |
| #99 | old rosewater cream | 4 |
| #1553 | old sweatpants | 10 |
| #798 | orange candy heart | 8 |
| #740 | palm frond | 1 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #766 | pink candy heart | 6 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #195 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #96 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #183 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #80 | quantum of familiar | 3 |
| #37 | rainbow glitter candle | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #847 | red class ring | 4 |
| #131 | red money bag | 5 |
| #364 | seal-blubber candle | 4 |
| #96 | seegar butt | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #238 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1075 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #147 | spice melange | 1 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #122 | spooky alphabet block | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #82 | spooky music box mechanism | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #122 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #1041 | spooky stick | 2 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #90 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #101 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #473 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #1114 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #323 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #553 | torn hellseal sinew | 4 |
| #201 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #623 | white candy heart | 15 |
| #328 | white class ring | 24 |
| #127 | white money bag | 2 |
| #851 | yellow candy heart | 9 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |