| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #1115 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1046 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1076 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1110 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1113 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #742 | 8-ball | 21 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #645 | Instant Karma | 6 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #631 | Knob Goblin spatula | 2 |
| #829 | Knob Goblin steroids | 2 |
| #819 | Knob Goblin tongs | 4 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #705 | Knob mushroom | 2 |
| #215 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| #32 | Napalm In The Morning™ candle | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #34 | The Beast Within™ candle | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #449 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 3 |
| #333 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 3 |
| #414 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 9 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #396 | ancient frozen dinner | 4 |
| #159 | ancient ice cream scoop | 2 |
| #52 | ancient pills | 3 |
| #147 | ancient poisoned dart | 16 |
| #582 | ancient protein powder | 2 |
| #458 | ancient spice | 2 |
| #115 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #720 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #501 | antique hand mirror | 3 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #525 | antique shield | 7 |
| #771 | antique spear | 2 |
| #43 | banana candle | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #120 | black cloak | 1 |
| #135 | black eye shadow | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #196 | black gold | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #157 | black label | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #1044 | black pixel | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #337 | blue class ring | 8 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #262 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #341 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #102 | bottled swamp gas | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #741 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #107 | cigar box turtle | 5 |
| #155 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #190 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #166 | colorful toad | 1 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #253 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #141 | death blossom | 2 |
| #160 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #241 | dollar-sign bag | 2 |
| #93 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
| #128 | electric pants | 1 |
| #25 | epic cluster | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #719 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #313 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #30 | gingerbread cigarette | 1 |
| #134 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #799 | green candy heart | 5 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #546 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #79 | karma shawarma | 1 |
| #291 | knob ka-bobs | 2 |
| #191 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #749 | lavender candy heart | 7 |
| #635 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #147 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #964 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #39 | natural magick candle | 1 |
| #86 | old bronzer | 6 |
| #94 | old eyebrow pencil | 4 |
| #96 | old rosewater cream | 4 |
| #1549 | old sweatpants | 10 |
| #799 | orange candy heart | 8 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #767 | pink candy heart | 6 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #194 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #182 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #94 | quantum of familiar | 3 |
| #39 | rainbow glitter candle | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #838 | red class ring | 4 |
| #130 | red money bag | 5 |
| #365 | seal-blubber candle | 4 |
| #97 | seegar butt | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #759 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #237 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1077 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #145 | spice melange | 1 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #122 | spooky alphabet block | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #81 | spooky music box mechanism | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #123 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #1042 | spooky stick | 2 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #470 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #552 | torn hellseal sinew | 4 |
| #200 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #624 | white candy heart | 15 |
| #319 | white class ring | 24 |
| #127 | white money bag | 2 |
| #852 | yellow candy heart | 9 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |