| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| 🥉 | Dreadsylvanian cold pocket | 4 |
| #8 | Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned | 2 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy | 1 |
| 🥉 | Dreadsylvanian grimlet | 485 |
| #8 | Dreadsylvanian hot pocket | 1 |
| #6 | Dreadsylvanian hot toddy | 5 |
| #15 | Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple | 1 |
| #8 | Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket | 330 |
| #4 | Dreadsylvanian stink pocket | 8 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| 🥈 | Twelve Night Energy | 242 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #45 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chain | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chalice | 1 |
| #8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
| #10 | chalk choker | 1 |
| #29 | disassembled clover | 5,555 |
| 🥇 | dog ointment | 420 |
| #30 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #10 | flagstone fez | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flag | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flail | 1 |
| #5 | flagstone fleece | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone fringe | 1 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #17 | invisible potion | 69 |
| #8 | loofah ladle | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah lavalier | 1 |
| #5 | loofah lederhosen | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah legwarmers | 1 |
| #4 | loofah lei | 1 |
| #7 | loofah lumberjack's hat | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| 🥇 | print screen button | 2,222 |
| #37 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 11 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| 🥉 | rotten tomato | 500 |
| #47 | scotch on the rocks | 11 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #10 | solid shifting time weirdness | 11 |
| #71 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #4 | terra cotta tambourine | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta tie tack | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta tongs | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta train | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
| #41 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #76 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |