generic_eric

RankItemQuantity
#96Crimbo stocking1
🥇S.O.C.K.1
#1912Valentine3
#404asparagus knife14
#114basic meat staff1
#1832bottle of goofballs12
#154detective skull1
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#28helmet turtle8,256
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1171pants of the Slug Lord2
#486plot hole150
#321seal-clubbing club121
#46seal-toothed rock1
#1074spectral pickle3
#10stone turtle46
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2356toast44
#271tomato197
#29tortoise's blessing470
#53turtle totem1,633
#598worthless gewgaw4
#768worthless knick-knack3
#651worthless trinket2

Wow, that's 10,968 items total!

what items are this player missing?