| #190 | "caramel" orange | 4 |
| #15 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 2 |
| #133 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #68 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #68 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 3 |
| #14 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 7 |
| #22 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 7 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #51 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 2 |
| #45 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 11 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #31 | Elf Guard safety bear | 4 |
| #11 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 5 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #39 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 3 |
| #12 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 17 |
| #36 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #24 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 6 |
| #29 | Rock Garden Guide | 2 |
| #50 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #50 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 2 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #54 | Twelve Night Energy | 13 |
| #42 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #38 | baby chest mimic | 3 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #29 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 5 |
| #101 | book of facts | 1 |
| #74 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #78 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #79 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #57 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #19 | boxed gumball machine | 8 |
| #273 | bread man | 1 |
| #13 | can of mixed everything | 13 |
| #187 | candy harmonica | 3 |
| #27 | carnivorous potted plant | 4 |
| #11 | chest of "pirate gold" | 11 |
| #36 | closed-circuit phone system | 2 |
| #46 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #13 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 13 |
| #19 | deed to Oliver's Place | 4 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #128 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #260 | eggwater | 1 |
| #35 | festive egg sac | 5 |
| #7 | flapper floppers | 2 |
| #156 | fleshy putty | 4 |
| #169 | flour cookie | 5 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #262 | gooified animal matter | 4 |
| #251 | gooified mineral matter | 4 |
| #253 | gooified vegetable matter | 4 |
| #37 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #16 | iFlail | 2 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #71 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #153 | lab-grown meat | 4 |
| #34 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #123 | multi-level marzipan | 5 |
| #52 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #59 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #59 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #36 | peppermint tack | 30 |
| #65 | pet anchor | 3 |
| #168 | poisonsettia | 4 |
| #26 | portable ping-pong table | 2 |
| #28 | portable steam unit | 7 |
| #34 | potato alarm clock | 8 |
| #35 | powdered powdered sugar | 8 |
| #151 | projectile chemistry set | 4 |
| #22 | really nice lump of coal | 3 |
| #53 | red and white claret | 9 |
| #9 | replica Elf Guard medal | 4 |
| #24 | rotten tomato | 12 |
| #5 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 31 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #67 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #43 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 2 |
| #7 | sneakeasies | 2 |
| #37 | strange helix fossil | 2 |
| #52 | synthetic rock | 2 |
| #27 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 5 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #36 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #162 | universal biscuit | 4 |
| #44 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |