| #192 | "caramel" orange | 4 |
| #17 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 2 |
| #135 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #71 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #70 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #32 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 3 |
| #12 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 7 |
| #18 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 7 |
| #50 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #108 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #50 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 2 |
| #49 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 11 |
| #56 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #31 | Elf Guard safety bear | 4 |
| #10 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 5 |
| #81 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #36 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 3 |
| #12 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 17 |
| #37 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #25 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 6 |
| #28 | Rock Garden Guide | 2 |
| #48 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #54 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 2 |
| #57 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #59 | Twelve Night Energy | 13 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #49 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #36 | baby chest mimic | 3 |
| #77 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #29 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 5 |
| #100 | book of facts | 1 |
| #76 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #81 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #63 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 1 |
| #77 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #52 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #67 | boxed bat wings | 1 |
| #20 | boxed gumball machine | 8 |
| #275 | bread man | 1 |
| #13 | can of mixed everything | 13 |
| #187 | candy harmonica | 3 |
| #28 | carnivorous potted plant | 4 |
| #11 | chest of "pirate gold" | 11 |
| #36 | closed-circuit phone system | 2 |
| #44 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #81 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #13 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 13 |
| #20 | deed to Oliver's Place | 4 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #131 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #263 | eggwater | 1 |
| #34 | festive egg sac | 5 |
| #8 | flapper floppers | 2 |
| #157 | fleshy putty | 4 |
| #171 | flour cookie | 5 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #268 | gooified animal matter | 4 |
| #258 | gooified mineral matter | 4 |
| #261 | gooified vegetable matter | 4 |
| #35 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #19 | iFlail | 2 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #75 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #153 | lab-grown meat | 4 |
| #58 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #123 | multi-level marzipan | 5 |
| #47 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #55 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #70 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 1 |
| #57 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #37 | peppermint tack | 30 |
| #63 | pet anchor | 3 |
| #170 | poisonsettia | 4 |
| #26 | portable ping-pong table | 2 |
| #26 | portable steam unit | 7 |
| #33 | potato alarm clock | 8 |
| #36 | powdered powdered sugar | 8 |
| #152 | projectile chemistry set | 4 |
| #22 | really nice lump of coal | 3 |
| #55 | red and white claret | 9 |
| #8 | replica Elf Guard medal | 4 |
| #26 | rotten tomato | 12 |
| #4 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 31 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #65 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #42 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 2 |
| #9 | sneakeasies | 2 |
| #39 | strange helix fossil | 2 |
| #53 | synthetic rock | 2 |
| #27 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 5 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #35 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #163 | universal biscuit | 4 |
| #44 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #55 | untorn tearaway pants package | 1 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #25 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |