| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #209 | frozen banquet | 11 |
| #55 | frying brainpan | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #315 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #301 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #302 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #64 | groping claw | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #81 | hobo nickel | 3,333 |
| #56 | intimidating coiffure | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #117 | pie man was not meant to eat | 25 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #50 | tonguebone | 1 |