| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #333 | Gnollish toolbox | 11 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #1464 | Mad Train wine | 5 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #15 | lihc eye pie | 424 |
| #377 | meat paste | 100 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #801 | wad of dough | 11 |