Kaji

RankItemQuantity
#1179Imp Ale34
#903Mad Train wine41
#942Ram's Face Lager1
#737Supernova Champagne1
#813bottle of gin9
#1584bottle of rum1
#1217bottle of tequila2
#1126bottle of vodka2
#842bottle of whiskey15
#354calle de miel3
#864dusty bottle of Marsala3
#685dusty bottle of Merlot10
#596dusty bottle of Pinot Noir13
#615dusty bottle of Port13
#842dusty bottle of Zinfandel3
#2365eggnog2
#880fine wine1
#427ice-cold Sir Schlitz269
#1129ice-cold Willer10
#718ice-cold fotie14
#346ice-cold six-pack29
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#495roll in the hay1
#855salty dog1
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#8195tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#3075tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3961tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3929tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4025tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8217tiny plastic angry goat1
#3978tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#8256tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#6148tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#6191tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#6135tiny plastic cocoabo2
#8224tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#2757tiny plastic cubist bull2
#4500tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3847tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3925tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3927tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8156tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8194tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8099tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#2791tiny plastic goth giant2
#6105tiny plastic grue2
#4599tiny plastic hermit1
#8132tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#6079tiny plastic killer bee2
#3893tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8203tiny plastic leprechaun1
#6191tiny plastic levitating potato2
#2174tiny plastic lobsterfrogman3
#6166tiny plastic mosquito2
#4348tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8104tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3954tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3839tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8228tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8164tiny plastic stab bat1
#8142tiny plastic star starfish1
#4041tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3864tiny plastic taco cat1
#3863tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4484tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#792white Canadian1
#1106white lightning1

Wow, that's 541 items total!

what items are this player missing?