| #233 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,645 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #706 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 18 |
| #723 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 10 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #227 | duct tape wallet | 2 |
| #404 | hobo nickel | 638 |
| #726 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #720 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #77 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1582 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |